Ok, remember how I said that marriage was the very last thing I was interested in? How everyone said I'd get married to a hot Italian man and I thought it was ridiculous?
I changed my mind.
I am open to any and all marriage proposals at this time. Quite honestly, a marriage arranged for citizenship---would be ten times healthier than my last one! I'm almost tempted to post online ad, I like Craigslist dating in the States...maybe it'd work in Roma?
Here's my offer to any Italian man who's interested:
I will clean your house
I don't mind living with your mother
I will hand wash your vespa everyday
I will hang your laundry from the balcony of our 12th floor apartment
I will appreciate your tight jeans, leather jacket, and scarf
I will learn to be a really good cook
We can watch soccer games every night
I will get a job to keep up my part of the household, maybe McDonald's is hiring?
I won't mind it when you call all the other women you know bella
I will be ok with summers spent lounging in Florence, it might be tough--but I'll manage
I will run everyday to maintain somewhat of a figure when my diet is just cheese
I will tell you that your the most wonderful man in the world everyday and mean it!
Basically, you can name the terms...just marry me and then whisk me off to Italia!
LOL
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